As we begin to adjust to our current lives
take some time to see how your ex-schoolmates are doing
Some may be more successful than they were
Some may just continue being a loser
Some may be of a much happier person
Some may feel screwed up over their new school life
Sometimes i really do wonder
when will be the next time we meet?
Ok its been quite awhile since i told jokes
But just now while i was slacking i suddenly remembered this one
I know my secondary school mates all know the jokes are lame
But well maybe back then really told too much
Kinda crossed over the line in pissing people off
But still, think i should tell some once in a while
Alright, the joke goes like this:
One day, the different parts of a body were quarrelling over who should be the boss
They were the Brain, Hands, Legs, Lungs and Asshole
The Brain said
I control every single thing in the body, i work the hardest when it comes to problem solving and i coordinate all the movements, thus i should be boss
The Hands said
I help to move things when in terms of need and do our daily activities, thus i should be the boss
The Legs said
I carry the entire body and move around and i am also the strongest part of the body, thus i should be the boss
The Lungs said
I help take in oxygen to keep the entire body alive and kicking, thus i should be the boss
While the different parts were quarrelling, the asshole said he should be the boss
All the body parts roared with laughter and mocked the asshole, so the asshole got so pissed he shut himself up
Over the next few weeks, the brain was feverish, the hands and legs were filled with fatigue and the lungs were desperately gathering oxygen
They finally could not stand it any longer and so they told the asshole that he can be the boss
The asshole was happy and he opened himself, letting out all the shit that he held for the past few weeks
From then on, the brain, hands, legs and lungs were all active again
Morale of the story: You dont need BRAINS to be the boss, just an ASSHOLE HAHAHA
Ok i dunno whether it was a horrible joke but to me it seems pretty interesting haha
Anyway these few days were crammed with projects
Hardly have anytime to complete them
Oh well guess gotta work on time management
Mid sem results werent very good either
Gotta buck up a lot yeah haha
Ok then i shall end my post here
Will post again soon
Till then, Cyah! =D
