Guy 1 Was Walking In The Park When He Saw Guy 2 Throwing Pieces Of Paper On The Floor. Being A Supporter Of A Clean And Green Environment, He Walked Up To Guy 2 To Tell Him To Stop Littering.

Guy 1: Hey Man, Its Not Good To Litter Around Here. Dont You Know You Are Dirtying Our Environment?
Guy 2: Sry Man, I Need It To Save Myself From Something, Something Big... And Grey
Guy 1: *Stares With Curiosity* So... What Are You Saving Yourself From?
Guy 2: Well... You See These Little Pieces Of Paper... They Keep The Elephants Away.
Guy 1: But I Dont See Any Elephants In The Park
Guy 2: See! It Works!

Morale Of The Story: Different People Have Different Beliefs And Some Of These Beliefs... Might Actually Turn Out Idiotic =D

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