There Was A Guy Who Was Speeding Along This Road. So Later A Nearby Police Car Saw It And Chased After Him. The Guy, Not Wanting To Be Booked, Drove Even Faster But Finally He Realised His Car Ran Out Of Petrol So He Slowed Down And Stopped. A Policeman Came Out From The Car And Walked To Him.

Policeman: Hey Man, Today Is Friday The 13th And I Dun Want Anything Bad To Happen To Me. Moreover, My Shift Is Ending In 5 Mins. If You Can Give Me A Gd Excuse For Why Youre Speeding, I'll Let You Go.

Guy: *Thinks For A While* Oh Officer, Im Sorry I Thought You Chased Me Because You Were Going To Give My Wife Back.

Policeman: Have A Nice Day.

Morale Of The Story: Sometimes, Even The Most Bizarre Excuses Can Get You Out Of Trouble When A Cop Is Going To End His Shift =P